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الي ممكونة حنينة واخريات مصادمات " فقط نحن من نملك ان نقول هذا ......اليس كذلك !!!!! و Have a nice day [align=center]http://www4.0zz0.com/2007/06/11/05/41858580.jpg[/align] |
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وأقول هل تملك المرأة كل هذه المفاتيح ولا تملك ال on .off تملك خيارات؟ أم أدوات تشغيل؟ نوافق على الأولى ونندد ونشجب الثانية :D تحياتي موضوعك شيق وخفيف وشديد الاهمية كذلك. |
العزيزة إشراق
تحية صباحية (long time) تعرفي... كثيرون يقللون من قوة المرأة و أكثر النساء لا يحببن إظهارها و بالتالي Their power is underestimated إلى أن..... يتفاجأ الآخر!!! و القوة..... خشم بيوت :rolleyes: آتيك لاحقآ محبتي |
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[align=center]http://sudaniyat.net/upload/uploading/ti.jpg[/align] Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches.0 Discoverer: Eve (discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs) 0 Occurrence: Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. 0 Physical properties: a) Surface often covered with hair bristly in some areas, soft in others. 0 b) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense, melts if treated like a God. 0 c) Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol). 0 d) Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution. 0 e) Tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Wo (Snore... zzzzz). 0 f) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. 0 g) Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick. 0 h) Rarely found in pure form after 14th year. 0 i) Ore damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore. 0 j) When pressure is applied, becomes stiff and unyielding; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied. 0 Chemical properties: a) All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible. 0 b) May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions. 0 c) Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo. 0 d) Usually willing to react with whatever is available. 0 e) Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-existent to pre-interaction effects which tend to turn the specimen bright red. 0 f) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody. 0 g) When saturated with alcohols, will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements. 0 h) Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers. 0 i) Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety. 0 j) Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness. 0 Storage: a) Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style. 0 b) Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo... 0 c) Can be used in recreational activities. 0 Tests: a) Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths. 0 Caution: a) Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions. 0 By anisha Published: 5/28/2002 &@&[/align] |
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[align=center]http://sudaniyat.net/upload/uploading/ar0.jpg[/align] X- Why does a man have a clear conscience?0 Because it's never used. 0 X- Why are men so happy? 0 Because ignorance is bliss. 0 X- Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? 0 Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. 0 X- If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? 0 The woman, the man would get lost. 0 X- How are men like commercials? 0 You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds. 0 X- How do men exercise at the beach? 0 By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini. 0 X- What do you call a man with half a brain? 0 Gifted. 0 X- What's the difference between government bonds and men? 0 Bonds mature. 0 X- What did God say after creating man? 0 I can do better. 0 X- What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 0 (1) No mind. . . . (2) No business. 0 X- What do you call an intelligent man in America? 0 A tourist. 0 X- If men got pregnant .... Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows. 0 X- Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? 0 He had it bronzed. 0 X- What is gross stupidity? 0 144 men in one room. 0 X- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? 0 Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove. 0 X- How do men sort their laundry? 0 "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable." 0 X- Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it. 0 X- What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? 0 Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!" 0 X- A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?0 Dating children. 0 X- What should you give a man who has everything? 0 A woman to show him how to work it. 0 X- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? 0 To stop the snoring before it starts. 0 X- Why don't men have mid-life crises? 0 They stay stuck in adolescence. 0 X- How does a man show he's planning for the future? 0 He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 0 X- How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? 0 At the circus the clowns don't talk. 0 X- What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 0 The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 0 X- What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? 0 Exchange him. 0 X- Why do bachelors like smart women? 0 Opposites attract. 0 X- Why are husbands like lawn mowers? 0 They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. 0 X- What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 0 After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 0 X- What is the thinnest book in the world? 0 What Men Know About Women. 0 By anisha Published: 3/21/2002 &@&[/align] |
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SAID A MAN....! MEANS A MAN....! WILL BE BACK SOON [/align] >>> ....;) ;) ;) |
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لو لاحظت ان مفاتيح التشغيل موجودة في الاعلي والاسفل فمن يملك المفاتيح التي تعمل حقيقة ؟ ومن لا يملك التي لا تعمل حقيقة ؟؟ ... |
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فالشهادة لله توضح بشكل لا يقبل الجدل اين تكمن القوة ....!!.. ........... |
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